Black Friday = Apocalypse

Every year it's the same. People get whipped into a frenzy by the endless commercials advertising Black Friday sales. For those of you that don't know what Black Friday is, it's the day after Thanksgiving where stores' profits go into the "black" as people do most of their shopping for Christmas. The stores will have massive sales on electronics, clothes, jewelry, etc. It's also the day we get a taste of what life will be like should a real apocalypse happens.

People lose their damn minds on Black Friday. I've seen people fist fight over dvd players, lose their shit patience waiting in the check-out line, and curse out elderly employees of a store because something was out of stock. On Black Fridays, I can usually be found in my house with the doors and windows locked, curtains drawn, and hiding in my bed in the fetal position. I don't have it in me to deal with the parade of stupid this day inevitably holds. I especially don't have it in me to put up with the following. No amount of overly discounted crap is worth getting trampled over!