31 Days of Halloween - Day 3: Presidential Debates

The current Presidential race just scares the living crap out of me. One scary aspect of the debate was President Obama seemingly not giving a damn enough to fight his way through the debate. I swear he was waving a white flag from the minute he started talking. All the stuttering and long pauses, it was like he was desperately searching for an answer. Come on! You're Barack motherf'ing Obama! Wing it, pull something out of your ass! Just say any substantial to wipe that smirk off Mitt Romney's face! Speaking Mitt Romney, how dumb do you have to be to tell the moderator who works for PBS that you're gunning for his job? That when you're elected President (glad to see you're so humble, Mitt) you're going to cut the PBS. Um, you could cut the subsidy, not the channel itself. Again, glad to see you're so humble. What was that saying in the Bible? Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth? Mitt needs to keep in mind the parable about the rich man not getting into heaven. The only thing scarier than a cockroach crawling on me in my sleep is this guy's smug face taking the Oath of Office:

Actually, the cockroaches are pretty damn scary by themselves. Don't need Mitt and his magic tighty whities adding to my nightmare.