The Joys of Cat Ownership

As you all may know, I recently moved in with my boyfriend... and his three cats. His Alpha male cat, Carpy, is the biggest, most handsome, and the most charming of the trio. He's also the main troublemaker. Every day he gets himself into some sort of mischief. Earlier today, he broke the trendy glass liquid soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. Later, after my boyfriend got home from work, Carpy somehow managed to liberate a pair of my panties from the laundry basket. This is the result. Oh, and by the way, HE RIPPED THE PANTIES UP! Urg, this cat is going to destroy everything in this house!